— Table of Contents —

Chapter One — Brussels Sprouts with Mint

Chapter Two — A Dollar Per Hour

Chapter Three — Welcome to The Herald

Chapter Four — Sports are for Suckers

Chapter Five — The Elephant Tent

Chapter Six —Big Man on Campus

Chapter Seven — Broken-Down Brown Shoes

Chapter Eight — Photos Can Do Only So Much

Chapter Nine — Sitting in an Ashtray

Chapter Ten — From the Beginning Then

Chapter Eleven — Score of 6 to 3

Chapter Twelve — Glass of Water

Chapter Thirteen — Parisian

Chapter Fourteen — Three Cups of Coffee

Chapter Fifteen — Tarzan the Terrible